The Booze Club

The Pure & Unadulterated Rules of the "Booze Club"

#1 The first rule of Booze Club is

“In case of any Eventuality be ready for a “FIGHT” or a “FLIGHT” more so, for the latter”

#2 The Second rule of Booze Club is

" All Expenses are to be shared Equally and not on a Pro-rata basis "

#3 The Third rule of Booze Club is

" You cannot decline an Invitation extended to you at any point in SPACE & TIME."

#4 The fourth rule of Booze Club is

" You and only You are responsible for all your acts of Idiosyncrasies if any "

#5 The fifth rule of Booze Club is

" No Intellectual talk will be entertained and anybody indulging in such gruesome acts
and giving any unsolicited advice will be punished with "Bottom Sip" and an uneven Share of the Bill ."


#6 The Sixth rule of Booze Club is

"No Trash Talk such as sobbing over getting dumped or getting stood up on a Date will be entertained"

#7 The Seventh rule of Booze Club is

" Everybody gets an equal chance to verbally Bash the Proffs"

#8 The Eighth rule of Booze Club is

" Everybody has to talk about himself no matter how much his life stinks "

#9 The Ninth rule of Booze Club is

"Unparliamentary words , Foul language and Gaalis are an inseparable part of the conversation ,and the more creative one gets in framing sentences with an assortment of these words, the more they will be rewarded".

#10 The Tenth Rule of Booze Club is

" If its your First day at Booze club. You Booze till you Snooze "

The Rules came into force on 31st July 2004 @ 1:45 a.m at Akshaya Bar, Mumbai India, in the August presence of honorable Beerman ,Vodkaman , Whiskeyman. It was claimed as a landmark Step in the RIGHT DIRECTION by fellow members.

Statutory Warning : Strictly not for Teetotalers , First Timers & Minors.

Note : We are an Equal Opportunity and a Gender Neutral Club.


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I, Me , Myself

(c) Kandy , 2006.